Welcome to the newest feature of The NES Days, The Hall of BadNES. While we all love the NES and think it's a fantastic gaming system, some really, really putrid shit came out that still stinks of horrible programming and bad game design.

Let me tell you a story: When game makers realized how popular the NES was, and how easy it was to make cheap, shitty games; they flooded the market, hoping that some poor kid would waste the $50 he had saved for four months from lawn mowing in his little piggy bank. This innocent kid went home happy, but then turned on his trusty NES... and cried. 

It's Payback time!!!

It is my hope and dream and that the Hall of BadNES will bring these games to light so we NES lovers may cruelly attack their flaws and worship the three hundred or so GOD-awful games for which the programmers should be kidnapped to a South American country and be executed Pinoché dictatorship-style. 

Please note that you may disagree with entries in the Hall. Tough luck, make your own website :) But, if you want to bitch about it to me, you're always welcome to email me. 

Please note also that my poor HTML skills are not eligible for placement in The Hall of BadNES :)

Scathing Reviews - OK, so I lifted these from my own Reviews section. Big Whoop.

Rants & Raves - Read what happens when I stop being nice, take a hit of testosterone, and get violent about the games I hate.

You Call That Animation!? - Bad NES-based cartoons.

Shoot To Kill the Director, Aim-to-Maim the Actors - Bad NES-based movies

Companies On the Fatwah -  The game makers who constantly spewed poison out on the NES and now and been sentenced to death by the NES Atollyah

The BIG-ASS List of BAD-ASSED Games - A straight-up, no bull list of games to burn.