Barbie

If I were a girl, I'd probably be severely offended by this game. Hell, I'm not and I'm offended! Barbie is so worried about meeting Ken and finding the right outfit at the mall she dreams herself into a shopping nightmare trying to locate the perfect threads. Yes, that's the lame, shallow storyline. Barbie is trapped inside this dream, moving through basically a girl's version of Super Mario Bros. but, of course, Barbie can't commit any acts of violence and must throw one of three types of items to make her animal friends help her disable non-human enemies like tennis racquets. In each new level Barbie gets a makeover and a new outfit, but will it be the perfect one? This game is exactly as bad as it sounds; there's nothing good about this game, except maybe one cheap laugh while you read the ultra-horrible prologue.

The Verdict: If you actually like this game, you may be gay.

I recommend: Get some real plastic barbie dolls and take their clothes off like any normal kid would do.

Graphics C+

Sound/Music C-

Play Control C-

Challenge C

Fun Factor N/A

Replay Value N/A

Overall F- no links