Ohhhh! Breaking stuff. The best way to feel good about losing. Do you ever die on the easiest part of a level after going through the hardest part flawlesly? Well just remember this "IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT IT IS ALWAYS THE CONTROLLER." That's why when the controller causes you to die it must be broken! So here is the best way to do it. Though no one can break more controllers than Silentbob who has broken more PSX controlers than NASA can count and a N64 controller (these are extremely hard to break).

Note:If you do anything described below you do it at your own risk; I am not responsible for any of your actions.

10. Stomp your foot on it
This doesn't work that well. First it is hard to break something made like a NES controller with your foot, but if you want to take out some agression it is a good way as long as you don't do it to long, because it can really hurt after a few times.

9. Punch it
This is similar to stomping on it. You cannot break it but it is a good way to blow off steam. Once again though, it hurts after a few punches.

8. Throw it out the window
This is a good way to punish it. If you die just unplug that bastard and throw it out the window and just let it sit there. Even if some kid comes by and steals it you are only out about $1.00.

7. The great swing back to Earth
I prefer this one to most because of its simplicity and satisfaction. Just take it by the end of the cord and slam it down on the floor.This will probably break it into several pieces if you do it right and have a hard enough floor.

6.The Headbut
WARNING this is painful. If you actually succeed in breaking your controller like this I strongly suggest taking a trip to the hospital. To do this just pick up the controller and slam your head into it. Pretty simple.

5. Scissors
If you do this you will have to buy a new controller but it is satisfying watching it die. Just grab the cord and cut it.

4. Bury It
If you get real mad just unhook it, get a shovel, and go out to the yard and bury it. The dirt probably won't hurt it much, so if you need again you can dig it up if you can find it. Usually, though, by the time you are ready to bury it the anger has faded away.

3. Open it
Get a screwdriver and open the controller up. See what is inside then tear it all apart. This is only fun to do once though.

2. Burn it
If you want to be extreme you can burn the controller (I am not telling you it is a good idea in fact it is a bad idea). I would not recommend doing this no matter how mad you get though. It is a good way to catch the house on fire.

1.The power of the HAMMER
This is the best way to break anything. Just go get a hammer and keep hitting it until nothing is left. This is so simple and can be done quickly; the only thing bad about it is at the end you will be out about a $1.00.