My Ideas For NES Games

1) Take the Sega Genesis game Streets of Rage and mix it with last minute Christmas shopping and you get:

Stores of Rage!

You choose from one of three parents desperately trying to buy that perfect last-minute present for your child. Punch, kick, and kill your way through crowds of others trying to do the same. Take out obnoxious and stupid salemen with your special attack: the sales-resistance spin kick. Run over annoying pedestrians with your SUV from Hell, and cause the shopping season to end with the mall-destroying No Refunds Bazooka. Stores of Rage, kiss your gift certificate ass goodbye!!!

2) All teenage males love two things, hot lesbians and street fighting games. Presenting Lesbian Street Fighters! The Plot: The 8 Dark Lesbo Warlords of Hell have come to enslave mankind (but what's the bad news?) They love each other, but they've decided they'd rather kill each other. The First Fighting game to offer special moves like Pussy Tackle, Hooter Shooter, and Blinding Panties Flash. You'll play the game, and play with yourself for hours, and end up telling the Warlords, "hey, Cammy and Chun-Li, that's not fighting, that's.... ooooh...