A while back in one of the NES chat rooms, someone gave me a link to a website of "purity" tests. The idea is that this test asks questions about your devotion to the NES, and each question that you answer yes to "lowers" your purity, making you more of a NES freak. For the NES purity test, there are 100 yes or no questions worth 1% each. WARNING!!! While this can be very amusing, it can also be very stressing to some people. If you don't want to take it, fine, just don't start flaming me :) BTW, this test also contains "adult content" :D Hardware 1) Do you own a NES? 2) Do you own a Top Loader NES? 3) Do you many multiple NESs? 4) Do you have 2 two controllers? 5) Do you have more than 5 controllers? 6) Do you have a Zapper? 7) Do you have a Power Pad 8) Have you ever actually run on the Power Pad with your feet? 9) Have you ever used the Power Pad as a substitution of a workout? 10) Do you own a Power Glove? 11) Have you ever been electrocuted by the Power Glove because you used it when wet? 12) Do you own a Game Genie? 13) Do you own more than 5 Game Genie code book addendums? 14) Do you own a R.O.B.? 15) Do you own more than one R.O.B.? 16) Have you ever taken apart NES related hardware to see the insides? 17) Have you ever destroyed a controller or another peripheral in anger? 18) Have you ever destroyed a controller or another peripheral for fun? 19) Have you ever used a NES, peripheral, or any part thereof, for sexual purposes? Games 20) Do you own 25+ NES games? 21) 50+? 22) 100+? 23) 150+? 24) 200+? 25) 250+? 26) Do you own every NES game? *If yes, stop taking the test, you have 0% purity 27) Have you played Super Mario Bros.? *If no, you have no business taking this test 28) Have you beaten both quests of Super Mario Bros.? 29) Can you beat both quests of Super Mario Bros. in less than 15 minutes? 30) Have you ever beaten both quests of The Legend of Zelda? 31) In one life? 32) Do you own Castlequest? 33) Have you beaten it? 34) Do you own all 4 Dragon Warrior games? 35) Excluding Tengen games, do you own any unauthorized games? 36) Do you own more than 5? 37) Do you own Tengen Tetris? 38) Have you paid over $100 for it? 39) Do you own multiple copies of Tengen Tetris? 40) Do you knowingly buy defective games? 41) Have you ever gone more than 50 miles outside from home specifically to get a NES game? 42) Have you ever taken apart a NES game to see the insides? 43) Have you harassed friends for NES games? 44) Retail stores? 45) Do you go to flea markets to get NES games? 46) Yard Sales? 47) Pawn Shops? 48) Have you ever attempted to defraud a store out of a NES game? 49) Have you been banned from a store because of incidents involving a NES game? 50) Did you ever stand in a line for a NES game when it was originally released? 51) For more than 1 hour? 52) For more than 2? 53) Do you possess a NES prototype game? 54) Do you possess more than one protoype game? 55) Do you possess the Earthbound proto? 56) The Hellraiser proto? 57) Do you collect NES games because you think they will become currency? 58) Have you used a NES game as currency? 59) If your house was burning down, would you get your NES games out first? 60) If your houuse was burning down, would you go BACK IN to get your NES games? NES and the Internet 61) When did you search/find for NES-related data on the Internet, 1996? 62) 1997? 63) 1998? 64) 1999? 65) Pre-1996? 66) Are you an active reader of NES newsgroups? 67) Do you chat about NES in a chatting room/channel with mulitple users? 68) Do you chat in more than two channels about the NES? 69) Do you spend at least 15 hours a week in NES-related chat? 70) Do you own a NES-based web page? 71) Web site? 72) Server? 73) Do you spend more than 7 hours a week coding NES data for page/site/server? 74) Do you have any NES ROMS? 75) Do you more than 10 NES ROMS? 76) More than 100? 77) More than 400? 78) More than 600? 79) Do you listen to NES music files for fun? 80) Do you have more than 20? 81) More than 100? 82) Are you really a back-up of vgmusic.com's NES section? 84) Do you have more music files than vgmusic.com? 85) Were you a meember of the NES Nation? 86) A VIP member? CraziNES (Title taken from respective website) 87) Do you have NES related clothes? 88) Fabrics? i.e. towels, bed sheets, etc... 89) Do you have any NES gameplaying books? 90) Do you have more than 10? 91) Do you have any NES videos? 92) Have you seen "The Wizard"? 93) More than 10 times? 94) Did you watch any NES based cartoon show? 95) Did you tape it/change it into computer format? 96) Do you still, to this day, have NES related food products? 97) Would you sell your immortal soul to Satan to get more NES games or products? 98) Is NES more than Man? 99) Is NES more than Life? 100) Is NES God?