Games They Should make Off Movies

Species and Species II-

As serious movies, the first one was quite bad, and the second falls into the so-bad-you-can't-laugh-at-it but Species, is without a doubt the finest sci-fi porno ever made. In fact, it inspired a bunch of direct-to-video rip-offs. Only Panesian would release these too, because they would also let you play as the aliens, running around town, trying to mate with as many people as possible. I mean, come on, if LJN produced this, you know you'd play the team of scientists trying to wipe out the alien meanace. It's always much more fun to destroy the world than to save it and Species exists as the perfect vehicle. Panesian could also add in little goals like you have to kill all the female humans in a room who compete with you for a certain guy. They could also add a orgasm meter and the harder you press down "B" the harder Sil thrusts. Actually, for the first part of the game, Sil should try to escape the prison and then try to move around in L.A. without getting killed- maybe Choose Your Own Adventure style.

I see a lot of potiential for Species II, but women's rights advocates would probably have some problems with a game where the player controls a horny male alien who sleeps with as many women as he can, and then alien children burst out of their stomachs killing the women. Probably some alien child pornography organization would also protest a game that has nude children, even if they are aliens and aren't being exploited, because Americans have a HUGE problem with nudity, unlike Europe. (Go Europe!!!)

Well, that wraps it up, although I think it would be totally cool to be the aliens, even in real life- you have tons of  sex and children, get to run around naked,  cause the world's destruction (?) and you live pretty happy, carefree lives, unless you get killed by the scientists.