World Domination

It is happening. I have an ungodly amount of Nintendo games. I only have 2 Nintendo Adventure Books left to collect. I possess all of the Worlds of Power. I own every single issue of Nintendo Power. I have 20 episodes of Captain N: The Game Master and every one of Dragon Ball Z, which is totally unrelated to NES. I am okatu, hear me roar.

You see, once I collect everything that is all of the above, I will be quickened, and all the power of the NES Universe will be bestowed once me; your wondrous sorceress will die!!! (oops, wrong megalomaniac speech) Those who serve me shall be rewarded, those who oppose shall be smited my The Light of Judgment. I am listening to Kefka's theme while I type this. Does this essay have a point: YES! THE WORLD IS MINE!!! please find the Crystal Trap and Unjust Desserts, the Nintendo Adventure Books by Matt Wayne. Thanks.

Your new lord, master, and God,

ShadowMan024

P.S. In case you didn't realize, the above essay is a joke, although the stats on my NES stuff is true and I am looking for those two books, and the riches shall be yours.